Out of Mind

THIS FIC I’M READING IS SO GOOD MY SHOULDER POPPED FROM MY FLAILING

jakemalik:

I found this shirt at the thrift store today, explains my life pretty well I thought

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egberts:

warhammer-of-cillyhoo:

egberts:

egberts:

my mom finally bought a toaster

why did this get notes

we’re happy for you

its just a toaster

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You know it’s a good fanfiction when I flail so hard I move the entire chair

(Source: jakemalik, via oomshi)

astrozombina:

oh my god im an adult when did that happen? the musical

featuring the hit song: “why are all my friends having babies?”

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diamondtwink:

My life is kind of like when you’re about to sneeze and then don’t

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oomshi:

hallmoniter:

squirting is so hot

i love a good water gun fight

(Source: jarringladle, via zackisontumblr)

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